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It was a fuckin zoo at work today – every guy tried to look smooth and cool in their Military outfits or Pirate/Vampire costumes and every thin slut appropriately dressed in skimpy, sexy, revealing cutsie uniforms (French maids, cute animals, etc.) and I didn’t dress up at all. I was going to wear my Phantom of the Opera gear, but to be honest with you, I don’t give a shit about pleasing the people I work with… I’m not fuckin any of them – well, not yet anyway, so why do I need to conform?
The day went by fine as people gathered for picture taking throughout the day and during lunch we all gathered in the break room for the best dressed costume contest and, of course, the sluttiest broad in the room won. I did enjoy looking at all the skanks for who they really are as it showed in their costumes… I don’t think I can look at them the same ever again (which is a damn good thing).
I just arrived home from work and I needed a nap because the 18 year old and I were going to go to a Halloween party tonight – the theme was “Eyes Wide Shut” and I don’t know if you have ever seen that movie my brothers, but it was just one big orgy fest—so I am anticipating a very, very good time.
But before I nap, I would like my imagination to roam free, so after I smoke this purple kush, I’m going to cruise on over to Trashytoons.com. There are funny and creative comic strips that will get me in the fuckin mood to party. With a FREE TRIAL, there is no way I can pass this opportunity up – my mission tonight is to try something sexually with a skank I’ve never met before. What that something is, only TrashyToons.com will tell me… damn, this weed is good.
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